HOLY CRACKA! SRI LANKANS WERE FRIGGEN ATTACKED?!

WHOA. OMG. YIKES. WHOA AGAIN.

Yeah, you read the title right.

SRI LANKAN CRICKETERS WERE ATTACKED BY TERRORISTS!

I remember myself sitting infront of the TV, staring with my eyes and mouth wide open. Can I just rephrase myself? THEY WERE ATTACKED. ATTACKED. KABLOOMSKIES.

Holy cracka. Some of the players got injuries but thankfully none of them died.


Why do people do this? What IS the world coming to? There's definitely some crazy and scary people out there...

I'm tired and feel like complaining

It's been almost 2 weeks since my last post. 13 days to be exact.

I swear, it's the homework's fault. It's true. I still have to do 3 assignments over the weekend.

It's they're fault. It's homework, homework, homework, never-ending homework. One day, you're feeling happy - YES!! I FINISHED EVERYTHING! WHOOOO! TIME TO PLAY THE PS2!! - and then the next day - HOMEWORK?! HOMEWORK?! AGAIN?! FOR GOODNESS SAKE!! - yeah, it's like that.

But stuff that because I don't want to talk about homework anymore, so let's talk about cricket.

South Africa vs Australia

*thinks* Please don't lose. Please don't lose. Please don't lose.

Oh wait. It says Australia are in control. Now, that's pure awesomeness.

Marcus North made a century on debut. Good on him. He's heading up north from now on. AHAHAHA, get it? Get it? He's heading north? He's moving forward, up...
Ahhh, never mind. That was a terrible joke.

See, it's the homework that's getting to me. SAY NO TO HOMEWORK! It kills trees. (And sense of humour.)



*But I suppose I should do it since if I didn't I'd get after school detention...hmm...GAAHH, this is so retarded*

Yeah, yeah...

(Just a short one before I go to sleep).

I know it's a few days late but anyways...

5th ODI against NZ. Yeah, yeah. Washed-out. Fully raining. Australia was automatically given the trophy.

That match wasted eight (or something) hours of my life. It was completely pointless.

Whatever.

Sunday tomorrow. Yeah, yeah. Twenty20.

Oh wait. TWENTY20?!?! BOOOYAAAHH. LOL.

Hopefully this one will lift up my spirits. Well, it should because BRAD HADDIN is leading the side. GO HADDS!! :D

That's pure awesomeness, bro.

I'm excited.

Sooo yeaaaah, G'NIGHT. :)

Just a recap of recent happenings...

Mmm, yeah. School started, don't have that much time to blog anymore. (Too much homework, I feel like it's going to kill me!! Ok, not really but you get where I'm coming from.)

Anyway, let's start from the Allan Border Medal. Um, Simon Katich was voted the sexiest man of Aussie cricket. Uhh...

YES, moving on. The AB Medal voting or whatever they did was rigged. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MITCHELL JOHNSON. But noooooooooo, they had to give it to TWO PEOPLE, didn't they? Ponting and Clarke; captain and vice-captain. That's not very fair.

...

Ok, now we skip a few dates here...

10/02/09 - Australia vs New Zealand at Adelaide

Australia won. Good stuff.

I watched this one.

Yeah, David Hussey ran out Hadds. Nice work Huss. Not. Thank God David made 79 to shut people up. He's back in form!! I think. Hopefully. Yeah...

His bro, Mike Hussey made 75. It was the Husseys day 'twas.


Next match is at the Gabba on 13 Feb. Whooooo! Lol. :)

I'm sick and tired of this

Are you serious?

They lost again? Australia lost AGAIN?

This sucks. It really does.

I have nothing else to say.

Sorry, I'm just too angry and disappointed to type...

...Yeah, well, I guess, we better beat NZ!!

Australia need to bounce back. Fast.

Arrggghhh.

They suckkk ... Again

Australia lost on Australia Day. That's not very nice.

I only got to watch the last half hour of the game since I went to the city.

You know, while I was on the train with my mum on the way back home, I had a gut feeling: Australia are losing.

When we arrived home, I switched on the TV, turned to Channel 9, looked at the score. Yeah, my gut feeling was right. Australia were getting owned. OWNED.

AB de Villiers (82) and Hashim Amla (80) had a 144-run third-wicket partnership and got South Africa home so quick I hardly noticed. de Villiers got the man-of-the-match.

*Sigh* South Africa have claimed the series.

They're off to Perth for the 5th and final match so hopefully, Australia can atleast win there and still go off with pride.

Roy, oh Roy, oh Roy ..

AHAHAHAHAHAA.

Andrew Symonds should've just kept his mouth shut.

Apparently, to him, Brendon McCullum is a 'lump of cow dirt.'

Hmm...

Roy's certainly causing a lot of trouble, isn't he?

They suckkk !

Australia lost. South Africa won.

...

Australia lost? They lost? THEY LOST?! Yeah. They sucked.

South Africa won. THEY WON. THEY WON BY 3 WICKETS.

This is rigged.

Albie Morkel did it again, blasting 40 runs in the final crucial moments.

...

David Warner did good; making his 69.

But still, this is so rigged.

Australia vs South Africa - 3rd ODI

Whoa, geez. I just realised the last time I posted something was 10 days ago.
I’m getting lazy.
Meh.
Well, I’ve thought of something to make up for that.
I’m gonna have a crack at commentating. YEP, LIVE.
I’ll try and commentate everything. Even the commercials! Including some lame jokes of mine.
Just for the first hour though. Soooo, until 3 o’clock AEST.
This is just how I see things. Sorry if you don’t agree. :)
Here we go...

Hmm at the new One-day International intro. They’re trying to make it gangsta for some reason. The drummer? Are you serious?
Ughh, anyway. Here’s the toss.
Heads call. Yep, Tails. Ricky’s chosen to bat. Blah blah, few changes in the side. Mitchell Johnson’s back. Awesome.
ZOMG, RICKY PONTING TALKS TOO FAST! ><” Okaay, South Africa captain. LOL, I forgot his name. No changes to his side. Mark Nicholas asking some questions which are making me bored. YAYYY, GILLY’S THERE!!!!! WHOOOO!! He’s looking happy. :D Gilly reckons the pitch looks hard. Short boundary...he says he kind of favoured the Randwick end a lot. Mark Taylor now. Ughh, batting powerplay...*yawn* Hurry up, I wanna see some cricket. These people need to talk a bit slower. All I hear are just a bunch of words...wickets...in reply...victory...too much to do...64 runs...only managed 59...in the end Australia won by something amount of runs...um... Mark’s now joined him. Ahh, thank God, commercial break. And we’re back. Dale Steyn, half appeal first ball. Yikes. Shaun Marsh strike now. Left it through to the keeper. GO DAVID WARNER! 3rd ball, no run. 4th ball, wide ball. A lot of bounce, swing and movement there, according to the commentators. 5th ball, through to the keeper. 6th ball, no run. 7th ball, YES, GREAT SHOT. Through the covers for four. Commercial. 3 Mobile. Yep, good to be 3. Uhh, KFC FILLERS. YUM! Back. Warner on 4. Australia no wicket for 6. Ntini bowling to Marsh now. 1st ball, no run. Straight past the bat. 2nd ball, no run. 3rd ball, attempted run-out. Nothing. Warner dived. Looking a bit fidgety there. 4th ball, no run. 5th ball, good running. 1 run. It’s only been 2 overs and everybody looks tired already. It’s so HOT. Like an oven. 6th ball, weird shot, no run. No wicket for 9. OPEN HAUS ad something something. Steyn’s back. No run for the 1st ball. 2nd ball, no run. 3rd ball, through to the keeper. 4th ball, no run. Great carry, straight through. 5th ball, defensive shot, no run. Last ball of the over, no run. None for 9. Yeeaahh, Nine News. Heath’s Oscar nomination...mmm-hmm... Ntini; 1st ball, OVER THE TOP. Fielder did crap. 2nd ball, well bowled. Thick outside edge from Marsh. David Warner’s on 8. 3rd ball, well run. Just 1 there. 4th ball, nothing. Green and yellow people all over the place. 5th ball, 1 run. Much better running. Warner; 1 run. Fielder hit stumps with ball, not out. Umm, commercial. Poker tour? My seat is waiting? Really? Back. No wicket for 16. Steyn; 1st ball, whoo! 4 runs. Great slog. Wide mid-on area. 2nd ball, no run. Straight back to Steyn. He’s looking grumpy. :P 3rd ball, OHH GOOD SHOT! ALL THE WAY! 6! YAAYAHH!! The crowd goes up. LOL, Steyn’s even more grumpy now. 4th ball, through the fielder. AND IT’S A 4! WOOTWOOT! 14 off the over. 5th ball, whoop, well fielded. Somebody’s talking loud. I assume its Boucher. Final ball, single. 15 off the over. No wicket for 31. Um, some weird ad about toilets?? You can have a toilet installed under the stairs? Wow. 25 off 16 for Warner. Going good. Ntini; 1st ball, well run. 2nd ball, 1 run. Warner getting boundaries and getting a lot of singles as well. Good stuff. 3rd ball, straight to the fielder on the off-side. 4th ball, oop, tried to do the pull-shot but unsuccessful. 5th ball, OVER the top of mid-off. 3 runs. Could hear a BOO from the crowd. They wanted a 4! I did too, lol. 6th ball, nudged away by Marsh. No wicket for 36. New show, Flashpoint. Looks cool, yep yep. The Mentalist, yeah great. Back. 6 overs bowled. Run rate 6. Great start for the Aussies. Steyn; Grumpy man’s back. 1st ball, just over the mid-field by Warner. 2 runs. 2nd ball, 1 run. Warner’s getting a lot of mention from the commentators. 3rd ball, Marsh, straight to the keeper. 4th ball, some sort of appeal for lbw. Nothing much. 5th ball, good shot. A little fumble from the fielder. Single off the last ball. No wicket for 40. Something about KingGee clothing. Yeah, ok. Back. Crowd chanting on Warner. Marshy on strike, 1 run. Warner’s on strike now. His on 32 off 22 balls. 2nd ball, DOWN THE GROUND AND BOUNCES AWAY FOR FOUR! Good stuff from Warner. He’s a real talent. 3rd ball, no run. Fielders chatting to one another. 4th ball, over the top again. Um, I don’t know how many runs, was too busy typing. Sorry about that. LOL. 5th ball, no’s the call. Last ball of the over, 1 run, good running. No wicket for 48. SELLEYS. PROUD SPONSER OF DAVE THE CRICKET? Good to be 3... Back. 8 overs so far. Kallis on the attack now. To Warner, 1st ball, and it’s a four. 2nd ball, fumble from the fieldsman. 3rd ball, 1 run. 4th ball, Marsh, goes safely, just a single. 7 off 22 balls. 5th ball, Warner, misfield, gone for a single. What’s happening South Africa? Maybe it’s just too hot to concentrate. I mean, I’m finding it hard to concentrate typing! 6th ball, 1 run. None for 56. MCDONALDS!!! ‘love a taste test.’ I’m lovin it. 3 Mobile cricket TV. Awesome stuff. $2 a day. Back. Over 9. Ntini; 1st ball, no run. 2nd ball, no run, straight to the fielder. 3rd ball, well bowled to Marsh, through to the keeper. 4th ball, single, well run. 5th ball, thick edge to third man. C’mon Warner. Final ball of the over for me and Ntini, no run. Well, I’m done. It’s already 3:00. I hope you enjoyed cricket from my point of view. It’s so hot; I’m tired. Cyas.

Bye Haydos

Matthew Hayden is retiring.

He has been an awesome player for Australia and it has been a pleasure for me watching him play.


I woke up this morning, switched on the TV, and then BANG!

"Test Cricketer Matthew Hayden is announcing his retirement."

First thing I heard. It hit me right in the gut.


I watched his Live press conference on ninemsn today. I thought he was going to cry but he didn't.


We're gonna miss you Haydos.

Dammit, you got me all emotional now!

I'm back!

It's been so long...

Too long.

Do you know how bored I was?

Nothing to do...

The only good thing was that I had more time to watch the cricket.

Whoo!

Well, Australia almost got owned on home soil by the South Africans. Ok ok, we did get owned but at least it wasn't a white-wash.


Binga's goneskiezz. Symo's goneskiezz. Haydos' goneskiezz.

Can it get any worse?

I don't know.

It's a young side now. Let's see what happens.

Twenty20 today. Looking forward to it.


I'm off for now. =]

Merry Christmas

I’m going to be away for around 2-3 weeks. No, I’m not going anywhere special, it’s just that my internet is running low and it won’t renew itself until the 9th January 2009. The blog will be dead for a while.

So yeah, have a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year. =]